Dirty Pick Up Lines
Everyone needs a little help getting the ball rolling. Dirty pick up lines work wonders when it comes to breaking the ice.
Although many people view dirty pick up lines as cheesy or silly, women just can’t resist them. It shows them that the man was bold enough to approach them. Which is more than can be said about most guys. It can also be a great way to show them how creative you are. But the biggest message you’re sending her way is the simple fact that you’re interested in getting to know her sexually. Which really is what we’re trying to accomplish by approaching a woman with dirty pick up lines. So let’s take a look at some hot ice breakers that you may want to try out.
They’re crude, they’re naughty, they’re dirty but they really do get the message across. If you’re looking for some nsa fun, using these on the right girl will surely break the ice and let her know what your intentions are. If she’s looking for the same thing you’re already half way there.
Dirty Pick up Lines
- “Are you a chicken farmer?” (What? No!) – “Well you sure as hell know how to raise cocks”.
- “My cock just died, can you help me bury it? Your ass or pussy will do just fine”
- “What do you say we go back to my place for some wine and sex?” (No) “What’s the matter don’t you like wine”?
- “Hi sorry to bother you but I was just about to go masturbate and I’d like to have a name to go with the face”.
- “There are 265 bones in your body, how would you like one more”?
- “You remind of this big fish I caught once” (Really, why?) “Because I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you”.
- Just walk up to her holding a screw in your hand and say “Wanna screw”?
- “If I flip this coin what are the odds of me getting head”
- “What a waste of money that was” (What?) “I spent 60$ on Viagra. Then I saw you and realized i don’t really need it”
- “The word of the day is “legs”. Let’s go back to my place and spread the word”!
- “I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands”
- “Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see myself in your pants”
- “You should never look at pretty girls because you will turn into a statue! In fact i can feel myself getting hard right now”
- “Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a big raise”
- “You look great in that dress. You’d look even better without it”
- “I’m like a snow storm. I’ll give about 8 inches and keep you indoors for the entire weekend”.
- “So what are you doing tonight? Besides me..”
- “Are those fuck me Eyes, or fuck you eyes”?
- “Wanna play carnival? (What’s that?) You sit on my face and I guess your weight”
- “Are you gay? (No) Wow, me neither, let’s have sex”
- “Excuse me do you have a dickfor? (What’s a dickfor) Take her by the hand “Come with me, I’ll show you”
- “I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips.. then I’d like to move up to your belly button”